TEENAGER OLD LADY HYBRID. PROFESSIONAL MOUTH BREATHER IN SF.
DANCIN' ON THE GRAVE OF ALL THINGS ORIGINAL.
- Me: Look at that red building, sexy.
- SF Dude: Yeah, and without looking like a whore-house, which is impressive.
- *Peering into window of For Rent unit*
- SF Dude: ...Ew it has carpet. That's a deal breaker.
- Me: Wood floors or GFTO.
- At loud SXSW party....
- Me: Where were you before this?
- @Photo: Nokia.
- Me: Tortilla?!
- ME: Do you have a dog?
- HIM: No, but we have a cat -- she's kind of a bitch.
- GUY: Some people find boy scouts sexy?...
- ME: Yeah, they're called pedophiles!