@InternetSabrina
TEENAGER OLD LADY HYBRID. PROFESSIONAL MOUTH BREATHER IN SF.
DANCIN' ON THE GRAVE OF ALL THINGS ORIGINAL.
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Dear Ex-Boyfriend:
This week would have been our 1yr anniversary. After we broke up earlier this year, I cleaned my apt to clear my head. I found a gift $100 certificate to a fancy hair salon in SF.They say “The best revenge is living well.”
…So I scheduled a spa day for myself on our would-have-been anniversary.
PS. Hope you and your bottle of lube are quite happy together! ;)
