August 2011
50 posts
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Sarcastic and Rude, Dude....
During a Skype conversation...
*both looking at a picture of some dude on the internet*
ME: Do you want to hit that?
MISS: Physically, he's totally not my type. But "brainiac", yeah.
Plus, he's got the same sense of humor.
ME: What's your sense of humor?
MISS: Sarcastic and rude.
Aug 30th
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Kevin Mitnick Shows How To Access Voicemail... →
Aug 30th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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“When they come out with sex robots, you guys [women] are totally obsolete…”
– Dude
Aug 25th
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“…I’m like Jesus. If he helped people with his dick.”
– Colleague
Aug 24th
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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WatchWatch
laughingsquid: Urban Pac-Man
Aug 22nd
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SF Street Food Festival: Come at Me, Ho(agie)!
This was my first year at the SF Street Food Festival. I have officially popped my #sfsff cherry — grown locally and sold at a Farmers Market, of course. Below are some snapshots during my #foodporn smorgasbord… This truck speaks my language. @bigasssandwich Why yes, those are fries in my big ass sammich. Out back, where the goodness is made. #foodporn Uhhhhhhh. Icecream?...
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
259 notes
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 13th
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“OH: Lesbians LOVE them some pool!”
– colleague
Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
32 notes
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“OH: My current insight on business is like, “…I want your...”
– @mceoin
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
Aug 12th
Aug 12th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 10th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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“OH: Some people do heroin and some people watch Notting Hill…”
Aug 9th
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“OH: I bet you’re not good at ANYTHING?….”
– said to me by a colleague, AKA “KDick”
Aug 9th
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Because it's caturday!...
ME: Do you have a dog?
HIM: No, but we have a cat -- she's kind of a bitch.
Aug 7th
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“OH: So, you have bacon on your face?”
Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
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Oh, boy (scout)...
GUY: Some people find boy scouts sexy?...
ME: Yeah, they're called pedophiles!
Aug 5th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 4th
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6 Yr. old Chinese Boy Lives Alone →
youmightfindyourself: A six-year-old HIV carrier, has been living alone since his parents died of AIDS. The boy, known as Ah Long, does his own washing, cooking, studying and raises chickens. He lives in his parents’ house at the foothill village of Malu Mountain in Liuzhou in Guangxi Province, China. Ah Long has an 84-year-old grandmother, who visits him quite frequently and cooks for...
Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
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“No, I only dropped acid a couple times…”
Aug 3rd
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Aug 2nd
412 notes
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Aug 2nd
411 notes
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Aug 2nd
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“You have the hygiene of a seriel killer.”
Aug 2nd
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“The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on...”
– Malhavoc430 // Reddit (via mattchew03)
Aug 2nd
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